disENCHANTING: adding perceived value one sticky note at a time

the animal I never wish to be likened to is aSHEEP
I'd like to take pictures that are not preTENTIOUS
my general demeanor is disENCHANTING

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For children and babies:

Place baby on thistle. In areas where thistle isn't available due to seasonal limitations, you may use a snowbank, a burlap sack, or a pile of leaves. andCLICK!


Bring blue raspberry ring pops and let children eat them at the beginning of session.  When they eat enough they will look like they've been chewing Smurfs, andCLICK!


Find a knitted thing.  You can make one of your own, buy one on Etsy, or just use a nice Walmart scarf.  Dress or place naked sleeping baby in knitted thing and place on a ladder or put in the oven  andCLICK!


***NOTE: When putting babies in cute but unsafe locations and you don't know how to make a Photoshop composite or tie a proper knot, ensure you put sufficient pillows underneath and ask parents to hold their hands nearby.  Also, check to make sure all elements are off and cooled before placing any infants in or on a stove.

For families and groups:

Bring two small items that will fit in your nostrils - loud colours are best to ensure visibility such as small crab apples, brightly coloured pieces of fabric, or washable marker lids.  With your back to the group, stuff the items in your nostrils, turn around, and pretend to sneeze them out.  While everyone is laughing or looking confused or disgusted, andCLICK!


Ask children (6 and older) to stand around corner of building so they can't see their parents. Hand parents scary masks. Position yourself to have a clear view of children then ask parents to jump out and say "Gimme all your candy!" andCLICK!


Bring a brown paper bag. Place the family or group in a cluster and ask them to close their eyes. Select a family member or have an assistant sneak up behind them and pop the paper bag. 
Eyes open in surprise, andCLICK!


For couples:

Prepare a teaspoon of wasabi. Ask one partner to close eyes. Ask other partner to gently place the wasabi on their partner's tongue. Wait for tears and laughter. andCLICK!


Ask couple to stand facing one another. Hand male partner a piece of paper with a simple instruction such as lick your partner's face or hump your partner's leg, andCLICK!


Bring a variety of Barbies. Ask the couple to put the Barbies in their favourite positions or positions they haven't but would like to try.  Wait until they get awkward or sheepish or giggly andCLICK!


For weddings:

Stand wedding party in a line and hand them bunny ears.  Make them hop and wiggle their little button noses.  Wait until they are making complete asses of themselvesandCLICK!


Have one partner lean against a pillar or wall and stare confidently or wistfully off into the distance.  Have the other partner stand in the background like a creepy stalker, neck with a groomsman or bridesmaid, or eat fire andCLICK!


Have bride stand casually while wedding guests smear mud on dress.  Bride may throw tantrum and walk out, andCLICK!


BONUS PET GUIDE INCLUDED!!! Dress dogs in clothes, make them sit on a couch, and tease them with pig ears until they perk their ears up in anticipation andCLICK!


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Tied with a bow.


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