ponypalooza: the sequel
In the van~
Me: "Yes, Serejane?"
Her: "We should go to the pet store."
Me: "Why's that?"
Her: "I want to get a pony."
Me: "Oh, yeah. Where will you keep it?"
Her: "In a pony cage."
Me: "Where will we keep a pony cage?"
Her: "In the living room."
Me: "The living room is pretty small..."
Her: "We can put it under the couch."
At home later~
Me: "Jane, you should tell Daddy why you wanted to stop at the pet store today."
Her: "Because I want a pony."
Me: "Yes, and she figures we'll keep it in a pony cage under the couch in the living room."
Her: "Yes! And it will be PINK and have POWERS..."
Him: "Oh, yeah?"
Her: "Yes! And its name will be LOLLIPOP!"
Between this and her heart not being in her bum, I just wanna know who's been slipping my kid mushrooms...
Comments
What kind of powers is Lollipop going to have?
Abby has been trying to convince me that our family would be complete with a pet monkey, for years.
Tee hee !