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The children, for quick reference.
Likes Nintendo DS and farting. He's a tightwad with his money. I'm kind of counting on him in case this retirement plan thing through the day job doesn't pan out. He has young ladies following him home from school but is in supreme denial about the whole girl-boy thing.
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Likes Harry Potter. And farting. Our resident geek and motor mouth. I vote him most likely to accidentally set the house on fire while designing a guinea-pig-and-grasshopper-manure-powered nuclear guidance system in 6th grade.
She is going to be a ballerina princess when she grows up. She likes pink, pink, and pink, and doesn't think farts are really all that funny. She loves going to weddings more than anything in the world. We're hoping she outgrows this uber-girly phase before she becomes self-destructive.
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Claims she is going to be Madisyn when she grows up, and likes farting on the boys' heads. She's not cute. She's smart. I imagine she'll be assisting Kaelan with his science projects, while secretly commandeering funds from Wil to finance a team of scientists who patent the finished product before Kaelan manages to extinguish his hair. She prefers purple.
Wil, age 12.
Likes Nintendo DS and farting. He's a tightwad with his money. I'm kind of counting on him in case this retirement plan thing through the day job doesn't pan out. He has young ladies following him home from school but is in supreme denial about the whole girl-boy thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kaelan, age 10.
Likes Harry Potter. And farting. Our resident geek and motor mouth. I vote him most likely to accidentally set the house on fire while designing a guinea-pig-and-grasshopper-manure-powered nuclear guidance system in 6th grade.
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Madisyn, age 6.
Madisyn, age 6.
She is going to be a ballerina princess when she grows up. She likes pink, pink, and pink, and doesn't think farts are really all that funny. She loves going to weddings more than anything in the world. We're hoping she outgrows this uber-girly phase before she becomes self-destructive.
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Serejane, age 3.
Claims she is going to be Madisyn when she grows up, and likes farting on the boys' heads. She's not cute. She's smart. I imagine she'll be assisting Kaelan with his science projects, while secretly commandeering funds from Wil to finance a team of scientists who patent the finished product before Kaelan manages to extinguish his hair. She prefers purple.
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Middle Child Syndrome.
Something firstborns like you, miss sassypants, will NEVER understand...