we've come a long way, baby...

... to nowhere. You'll have to get the popcorn ready for this little youtube episode. 58 minutes of commercials from the 50s through the 70s. Funny to watch, but sad that for years we've been sold superficial happiness, beauty, love, sex, success, and luxury in products ranging from hygeine products and clothes to dishes and beer. Decades of brainwashing, and there are only a handful of people who've died in plastic surgery or committed suicide over financial ruin. Yay team human!

In my next life I want to be a monkey. At least that way when I'm flinging poo and masturbating in front of the general public, people will think I'm cute.