prose: ode to Bill

Bill mows the lawn, changes the oil, fixes bikes, unplugs the toilet, and puts in new lightbulbs.

Bill makes pancakes and omelettes, mixes cocktails for company, buys groceries, and washes dishes and laundry.

Bill changed diapers, and still cleans up the girls when they pee on themselves. He wrestles with the boys and helps them with their homework. He plays games, makes jokes, reads bedtime stories, kisses owies, runs interference on sibling rivalry, and cuts the crusts off peanut butter and jam sandwiches. Bill is a wonderful (and kinda sexy) Daddy.

Happy Father's Day, Bill.

love,

yer wife and egg donor