google fights

I keep hoping to wake up and discover this week is over, but alas, we're barely at the midway point. I woke up this morning to a flat tire, and Bill took the van to work with him. This would have been manageable - I can change a bike tire, and Bill actually just bought spare tubes for all of us last week.

Which he left in the van.

Pirate sent me this, which cheered me up. I made my guinea pig fight Bill Gates. What kind of man kicks a guinea pig's ass?