Toast Post

Toast, for anyone who wonders, is a euphemism for S-E-X. A friend whose name I won't mention was chatting online one night. At some point, she claimed she was hungry and was going to make herself a piece of toast. About an hour later, she returned to chatting. Apparently somewhere between looking for the Wonderbread and getting a butter knife, our sweet compatriot ended up getting a little action, thereby prolonging her absence. So in the future, if ever you see the word 'toast' appear in my blog and it seems out of context, replace it with the word S-E-X and it'll probably make sense. ~smirk~