beer tubs and bales of hay

Honestly, I really had no intention of the beer tub sessions turning into, well - sessions. I picked it up because it looked like a cute little baby sized wash tub. Now me and the workshop ladies are trying to out-beer-tub one another. I figured yes, we're all going to put babies in the tubs, and maybe even toddlers, but how about 11-year olds? And ponies? Do I win extra points for the bale of hay?