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my family is weird

Convinced the milkman is your father? Positive your parents are from a different planet? Curious why your siblings are all stark raving lunatics? We can answer tough questions like that here.
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Babzy said…
Q. Why is it that the older generation of women would rather do dishes than play with children?
September 05, 2007
Hope Walls said…
Their dirty little secret is that they have had ENOUGH of kids already. The dishes won't backsass, they stay put where you leave them, if you break them you can easily replace them, when you get tired of them you can trade them all in, it's chic in some cultures to stomp or smash your dishes to celebrate, when you dry them they STAY dry, and they don't ask for $500 to go buy video games.

I think I'm going to trade my kids in for dishes, too, dammit.
September 05, 2007
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